About Us - Meet Our Golfers!
Ian (Moose) Small
Height: 6'6"
Home Course: Blackledge Country Club
Dream Course: Pebble Beach Golf Links
Favorite Club: 4 Iron
Favorite Golfer: John Daly
Average Score Thru 9: 43
Favorite Artist: Big Time Rush
Go-To Golfing Beverage: Double Transfusion
Golfing Snack: His Opponent's Souls
Season Expectations: "Win a Little Bit"
Favorite DGA Moment: Stretching Out the Red Jacket
Matt (Pumpkin Spice) Abate
Height: 5'8"
Home Course: Woodstock Golf Course
Dream Course: Kiawah Island Golf Resort
Favorite Club: Pitching Wedge
Favorite Golfer: Phil Mickelson
Average Score Thru 9: 60
Favorite Artist: Big Time Rush
Go-To Golfing Beverage: Raspberry Lime Truly Seltzer
Golfing Snack: Boston Creme Donut
Season Expectations: "Hoping for the best"
Jon (Jonny Syns) Synott
Height: 5'11" and 15/16 inches
Home Course: Chanticlair Golf Course
Dream Course: TPC River Highlands
Favorite Club: 9 Wood
Favorite Golfer: OJ Simpson
Average Score Thru 9: 49
Favorite Artist: Big Time Rush
Go-To Golfing Beverage: Fireball Nips
Golfing Snack: Evan Wagner
Season Expectations: "Break 97 consistently"
Favorite DGA Moment: Winning 395 Open in '22 on Birthday Weekend
Connor (Connie) Lynch
Height: 5'9"
Home Course: Norwich Golf Course
Dream Course: Augusta National Golf Club
Favorite Club: 9 Iron
Favorite Golfer: Nelly Korda, sup!
Average Score Thru 9: 41
Favorite Artist: Big Time Rush
Go-To Golfing Beverage: Bud Light/Transfusion
Golfing Snack: The Competition
Season Expectation: "Grand Slam"
Favorite DGA Moment: Playoff Victory for back-to-back Masters
Evan (Shev) Wagner
Height: 6'1" when it's warm, 5'9" when it's cold
Home Course: Mohegan Sun Golf Club
Dream Course: Pebble Beach Golf Links
Favorite Club: Lob Wedge
Favorite Golfer: Louis Oosthuizen
Average Score Thru 9: 51
Favorite Artist: Big Time Rush
Go-To Golfing Beverage: Long Island Iced Tea
Golfing Snack: Ritz Cheese Crackers
Season Expectations: "Podium Finish Every Time"
Ryan (Kinger) King
Height: 5'9"
Home Course: Mohegan Sun Golf Club
Dream Course: Augusta National Golf Club
Favorite Club: Mr. Wedge
Favorite Golfer: Sahith Theegala
Average Score Thru 9: 41
Favorite Artist: Big Time Rush
Go-To Golfing Beverage: Crisp H2O
Golfing Snack: Trail Mix
Season Expectations: "Win"
Joe (Dorito) Cirrito
Height: 5'9"
Home Course: Nippy's Driving Range
Dream Course: Augusta National Golf Club
Favorite Club: 6 Iron
Favorite Golfer: Tiger Woods
Average Score Thru 9: Infinite
Favorite Artist: Big Time Rush
Go-To Golfing Beverage: A Cold Brewski
Golfing Snack: Granola Bar
Season Expectations: "Won't Finish Last"
Jared (J-Rock) Small
Height: 6'0"
Home Course: Chanticlair Golf Course
Dream Course: Augusta National
Favorite Club: 6 Iron
Favorite Golfer: uhhhh Tiger Woods
Average Score Thru 9: High
Favorite Artist: Big Time Rush
Go-To Golfing Beverage: Bud Light
Golfing Snack: Edibles
Season Expectations: "Beating Joe"
Derek (D-Rock) Alibozek
Height: 6'1"
Home Course: Forest Park CC "The Rock"
Dream Course: TPC Sawgrass
Favorite Club: Driver
Favorite Golfer: Jason Day
Average Score Thru 9: 38
Favorite Artist: Big Time Rush
Go-To Golfing Beverage: NUTRL Cranberries
Golfing Snack: A snappy/meaty hot dog
Season Expectations: "To have fun, have good weather, and put a lot of my white balls in some holes"
Blake Colby
Height: 5'12"
Home Course: Epstein Island
Dream Course: Neverland Ranch
Favorite Club: Driver
Favorite Golfer: Elin Nordegren
Average Score Thru 9: 48
Favorite Artist: Big Time Rush
Go-To Golfing Beverage: Piss
Golfing Snack: Derek's Dingleberries
Season Expectations: "Ty Bechta Will Lose it All"
Favorite DGA Moment: Getting 4th in His First Ever Masters
Max (Lenny) Adams
Height: 6'0"
Home Course: Norwich Golf Course
Dream Course: Augusta National
Favorite Club: Hybrids
Favorite Golfer: Tiger Woods
Average Score Thru 9: Enough
Favorite Artist: "Big Time Rush walked so One Direction could run"
Go-To Golfing Beverage: Nips
Golfing Snack: Sunflower Seeds
Season Expectations: "To not be a pedestrian and compete"
Favorite DGA Moment: Beating Connor on the Front 9 at the 2024 Masters
Ty Bechta
Height: 6'0"
Home Course: Skungamaug River Golf Course
Dream Course: The one in Wii Golf
Favorite Club: Putter
Favorite Golfer: His Buddy Brian
Average Score Thru 9: 50ish
Favorite Artist: Big Time Rush
Go-To Golfing Beverage: Busch Light Apple (RIP)
Golfing Snack: Hot Dog
Season Expectations: "Bankrupt by Greens Fees"
Favorite DGA Moment: Having a Busch Apple and a Hot Dog
Shayne (Shifty) Evans
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